I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

Quote by Will Rogers

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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.