I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

Quote by Will Rogers

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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.