I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.