It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me out of awkward conversations.

Topics: Beer Quotes

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of...

Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of...

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions...

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...