Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

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Gain may be temporary and uncertain; but ever while you live, expense is constant and...

Gain may be temporary and uncertain; but ever while you live, expense is constant and...

Since thou are not sure of a minute, throw not away an hour.

Since thou are not sure of a minute, throw not away an hour.

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.

We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.

If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.

If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.

Idleness and pride tax with a heavier hand than kings and parliaments

Idleness and pride tax with a heavier hand than kings and parliaments

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources

Originality is the art of concealing your sources

Energy and persistence conquer all things.

Energy and persistence conquer all things.

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.

Happiness consists more in the small conveniences of pleasures that occur every day, than in...

Happiness consists more in the small conveniences of pleasures that occur every day, than in...

Hunger is the best pickle.

Hunger is the best pickle.

The art of acting consists in keeping people from coughing.

The art of acting consists in keeping people from coughing.

Your net worth to the world is usually determined by what remains after your bad...

Your net worth to the world is usually determined by what remains after your bad...

Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his...

Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his...

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

If time be of all things the most precious, wasting time must be the greatest...

If time be of all things the most precious, wasting time must be the greatest...

An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.

An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.

Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.

Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new...

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new...