Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

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I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong

Creditors have better memories than debtors.

Creditors have better memories than debtors.

Proclaim not all thou knowest

Proclaim not all thou knowest

Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.

Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.

If you would be loved, love and be lovable.

If you would be loved, love and be lovable.

When youre finished changing, youre finished.

When youre finished changing, youre finished.

He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.

He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.

The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason.

The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason.

I should have no objection to go over the same life from its beginning to...

I should have no objection to go over the same life from its beginning to...

We may give advice but we cannot give conduct

We may give advice but we cannot give conduct

Each year one vicious habit discarded, in time might make the worst of us good.

Each year one vicious habit discarded, in time might make the worst of us good.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, depends on whose solicitor...

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, depends on whose solicitor...

Nine men in ten are would be suicides.

Nine men in ten are would be suicides.

He that raises a large family does, indeed, while he lives to observe them, stand...

He that raises a large family does, indeed, while he lives to observe them, stand...

Promises may fit the friends, but non-performance will turn them into enemies.

Promises may fit the friends, but non-performance will turn them into enemies.

Our necessities never equal our wants.

Our necessities never equal our wants.

The absent are never without fault, nor the present without excuse.

The absent are never without fault, nor the present without excuse.

We may give advice but we cannot give conduct.

We may give advice but we cannot give conduct.

When you need professional advice, get it from professionals, not from your friends.

When you need professional advice, get it from professionals, not from your friends.

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice; Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice; Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.