Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with

Quote by George Carlin

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Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As...

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As...

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good...

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good...

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it

I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...

This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess...

This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good...

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good...

The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I...

The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I...

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next...

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next...

I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie.

I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie.

Movies bore me, especially my own.

Movies bore me, especially my own.