When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Evil Quotes, Funny Quotes

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

What we call the beginning is often the end. And to make an end is...

What we call the beginning is often the end. And to make an end is...

The type that makes me laugh and cry and scream and double over and dance...

The type that makes me laugh and cry and scream and double over and dance...