When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Better Than You Quotes

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I...

It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I...

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man

There are men whose presence infuses trust and reverence.

There are men whose presence infuses trust and reverence.