An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Commitment Quotes

It takes two to get one in trouble.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...

It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the...

When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the...

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

Sure boys masturbate more than girls. Girls dont have as big a temptation.

Sure boys masturbate more than girls. Girls dont have as big a temptation.