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Quote by Mae West

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Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

The score never interested me, only the game.

The score never interested me, only the game.

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

I've been things and seen places.

I've been things and seen places.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.