Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.
Quote by Mae West
Look your best--who said love is blind?
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different
Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...
So many men, so little time.
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...
Ive been in more laps than a napkin.
Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
Feels so good being bad. Theres no way Im turning back. Now the pain is...
He who throws away a friend is as bad as he who throws away his...