I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Dieting Quotes

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.