I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Dieting Quotes

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

If there is one eternal truth of politics, it is that there are always a...

If there is one eternal truth of politics, it is that there are always a...

You do the policy, I'll do the politics.

You do the policy, I'll do the politics.