I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Dieting Quotes

Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.

Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.