The best way to behave is to misbehave.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Behavior Quotes

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...

It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

It takes two to get one in trouble.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

I'm single because I was born that way.

I'm single because I was born that way.

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say,...

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say,...

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.