Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Evil Quotes

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

To err is human - but it feels divine

To err is human - but it feels divine

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...