When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Evil Quotes, Funny Quotes

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Look your best - who said love is blind?

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much...

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much...

I would be willing to bet that if one day a woman walked barefoot to...

I would be willing to bet that if one day a woman walked barefoot to...