When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Evil Quotes, Funny Quotes

It takes two to get one in trouble.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...

I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

Those who love your instructions have great peace and do not stumble.

Those who love your instructions have great peace and do not stumble.

For man, the vanity of vanities represents first of all solidarity with his own universe,...

For man, the vanity of vanities represents first of all solidarity with his own universe,...