When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Quote by Mae West
Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.
It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies...
It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I...
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
A hard man is good to find.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
To err is human - but it feels divine
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...
Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting...
Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.
Women have been taught that, for us, the earth is flat, and that if we...