Quotes by Will Rogers

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

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A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

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I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

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I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

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I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

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I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

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Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

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