Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can't remember Tell the things you can't forget that History puts a saint in every dream
Quote by Tom Waits
The piano has been drinking, not me.
Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies....
I admit that I ain't no angel, I admit that I ain't no saint-- I'm...
It's hard to win when you always lose.
Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away...
I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.