Quotes by Tom Lehrer

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

#Tom Lehrer

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

#Books, #Censorship

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

#Cheating, #Christmas

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

#Commitment

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

#Food, #Sex

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

#Hate

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

#Language

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

#Talent

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

#Words, #Youth

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught...

#Country, #Prayer, #Religion