Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen And they've hardly bothered us since then

Quote by Tom Lehrer

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It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they...

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they...

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

God gives all birds their food but does not drop it into their nests

God gives all birds their food but does not drop it into their nests

You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day.

You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day.

This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the...

This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the...

We're all citizens of the womb, before we subdivide into sexes and shades- this side,...

We're all citizens of the womb, before we subdivide into sexes and shades- this side,...