Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen And they've hardly bothered us since then

Quote by Tom Lehrer

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It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they...

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

That awkward moment when you're over someones house and they offer you food but you...

That awkward moment when you're over someones house and they offer you food but you...

Health food makes me sick.

Health food makes me sick.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life...

Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life...