Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen And they've hardly bothered us since then

Quote by Tom Lehrer

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When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

One great use of words is to hide our thoughts

One great use of words is to hide our thoughts

When words leave off, music begins.

When words leave off, music begins.

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any...

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any...

Age in a virtuous person, of either sex, carries in it an authority which makes...

Age in a virtuous person, of either sex, carries in it an authority which makes...