If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

Quote by Tom Lehrer

Topics: Commitment Quotes

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they...

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are...

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are...

We cannot be sure of having something to live for unless we are willing to...

We cannot be sure of having something to live for unless we are willing to...

The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.

The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.