If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

Quote by Tom Lehrer

Topics: Commitment Quotes

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught...

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.

100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.

Poor, darling fellow-he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.

Poor, darling fellow-he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time