Quotes by Tom Lehrer

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

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Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

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The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they...

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On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

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Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

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Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

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It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

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If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

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I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

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Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

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Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

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Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

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