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The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...
#Ability
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
#Food
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#Sex
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...
#Age
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#Funny
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...
#Life
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...
#Tom Lehrer
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
#Tom Lehrer
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...
#Tom Lehrer
In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...
#Tom Lehrer
It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...
#Tom Lehrer
Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...
#Tom Lehrer
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...
#Tom Lehrer
On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...
#Tom Lehrer
The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they...
#Tom Lehrer
All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...
#Books
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#Censorship
Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...
#Tom Lehrer
All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...
#Books
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#Censorship
If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...
#God
An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.
#Tom Lehrer
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