Quotes by Tom Lehrer

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

#Life

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

#Age, #Funny

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

#Food, #Sex

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

#Ability

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

#God

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

#Tom Lehrer

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they...

#Tom Lehrer

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

#Tom Lehrer

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

#Tom Lehrer

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

#Tom Lehrer

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

#Tom Lehrer

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

#Tom Lehrer