When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Quote by Tom Lehrer

Topics: Food Quotes, Sex Quotes

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught...

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

No, we don't cheat. And even if we did, I'd never tell you.

No, we don't cheat. And even if we did, I'd never tell you.

Some people treat relationships as a video game...they play them and when they get bored...

Some people treat relationships as a video game...they play them and when they get bored...

The moment you cheat for the sake of beauty, you know you're an artist.

The moment you cheat for the sake of beauty, you know you're an artist.

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!