In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl'

Quote by Tom Lehrer

Topics: Words Quotes, Youth Quotes

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

Do what you will while you're able, find what it is that you seek.

Do what you will while you're able, find what it is that you seek.

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick...

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick...