All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan, And the…

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If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

A good hater; a good lover

A good hater; a good lover

She knew with painful certainty that the opposite of love was not hate, but indifference.

She knew with painful certainty that the opposite of love was not hate, but indifference.

Woman learns how to hate in proportion as she forgets how to charm.

Woman learns how to hate in proportion as she forgets how to charm.