Quotes by Samantha Jones

All married couples stop having sex eventually.

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Yes ladies. I am a lesbian.

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Transexuals. Chicks with d**ks. Boobs on top, balls down below.

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I'm paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that's trendy by day and trannie...

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No one thinks it's narcissistic when you get your seventh grade picture taken.

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Last night, I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to...

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Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes!

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I don't know how you people do it! All that emotional chow chow, it's exhausting!

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All we ever do is lie around, take baths together and talk about feelings.

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Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes!...

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I spent the last two hours f**king with no finale.

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Emotional" is just code for "I don't want to hire a woman.

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