All we ever do is lie around, take baths together and talk about feelings.
Quote by Samantha Jones
Samantha Jones Quotes
Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.
Yes ladies. I am a lesbian.
I don't know how you people do it! All that emotional chow chow, it's exhausting!
Honey, what's the point of being in the suburbs if you're not going to f**k...
Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to.
Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore....
Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes!...
Hi, my name is Samantha and I am a love-aholic
Transexuals. Chicks with d**ks. Boobs on top, balls down below.
I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.
I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe...
The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what...
Who cares what you are just enjoy it!
For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock...
Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear-view mirror.
Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
All married couples stop having sex eventually.
I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once.
Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes!
Well it's about f**kin time. Get over here and do me.