Quotes by Samantha Jones

All we ever do is lie around, take baths together and talk about feelings.

#Samantha Jones

Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes!...

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I spent the last two hours f**king with no finale.

#Samantha Jones

Emotional" is just code for "I don't want to hire a woman.

#Samantha Jones

Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.

#Samantha Jones

Honey, what's the point of being in the suburbs if you're not going to f**k...

#Samantha Jones

Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear-view mirror.

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I take offense at that generalisation. Not all women sit around and obsess about men,...

#Samantha Jones