Yes ladies. I am a lesbian.

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Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear-view mirror.

Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear-view mirror.

Be damn sure before you get off the ferris wheel, because there are twenty-two perky...

Be damn sure before you get off the ferris wheel, because there are twenty-two perky...

No one thinks it's narcissistic when you get your seventh grade picture taken.

No one thinks it's narcissistic when you get your seventh grade picture taken.

The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what...

The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what...

Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes!...

Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes!...

I spent the last two hours f**king with no finale.

I spent the last two hours f**king with no finale.

Honey, what's the point of being in the suburbs if you're not going to f**k...

Honey, what's the point of being in the suburbs if you're not going to f**k...

Last night, I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to...

Last night, I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to...

All we ever do is lie around, take baths together and talk about feelings.

All we ever do is lie around, take baths together and talk about feelings.

A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first...

A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first...

I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once.

I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once.

All married couples stop having sex eventually.

All married couples stop having sex eventually.

Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to.

Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to.

Hello, 911? I'm on fire.

Hello, 911? I'm on fire.

Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called...

Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called...

Emotional" is just code for "I don't want to hire a woman.

For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock...

For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock...

Well it's about f**kin time. Get over here and do me.

Well it's about f**kin time. Get over here and do me.

Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.

Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.

I'm paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that's trendy by day and trannie...

I'm paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that's trendy by day and trannie...