Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes!

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Who cares what you are just enjoy it!

Who cares what you are just enjoy it!

I don't know how you people do it! All that emotional chow chow, it's exhausting!

I don't know how you people do it! All that emotional chow chow, it's exhausting!

Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

Be damn sure before you get off the ferris wheel, because there are twenty-two perky...

Be damn sure before you get off the ferris wheel, because there are twenty-two perky...

Honey, what's the point of being in the suburbs if you're not going to f**k...

Honey, what's the point of being in the suburbs if you're not going to f**k...

I take offense at that generalisation. Not all women sit around and obsess about men,...

I take offense at that generalisation. Not all women sit around and obsess about men,...

Hello, 911? I'm on fire.

Hello, 911? I'm on fire.

No one thinks it's narcissistic when you get your seventh grade picture taken.

No one thinks it's narcissistic when you get your seventh grade picture taken.

The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what...

The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what...

I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.

I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.

All married couples stop having sex eventually.

All married couples stop having sex eventually.

Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore....

Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore....

All we ever do is lie around, take baths together and talk about feelings.

All we ever do is lie around, take baths together and talk about feelings.

Hi, my name is Samantha and I am a love-aholic

Hi, my name is Samantha and I am a love-aholic

For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock...

For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock...

I spent the last two hours f**king with no finale.

I spent the last two hours f**king with no finale.

Yes ladies. I am a lesbian.

Yes ladies. I am a lesbian.

Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to.

Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to.

Transexuals. Chicks with d**ks. Boobs on top, balls down below.

Transexuals. Chicks with d**ks. Boobs on top, balls down below.

A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first...

A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first...