All married couples stop having sex eventually.

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Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.

Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.

Hi, my name is Samantha and I am a love-aholic

Hi, my name is Samantha and I am a love-aholic

Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

Well it's about f**kin time. Get over here and do me.

Well it's about f**kin time. Get over here and do me.

Honey, what's the point of being in the suburbs if you're not going to f**k...

Honey, what's the point of being in the suburbs if you're not going to f**k...

Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes!

Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes!

Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear-view mirror.

Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear-view mirror.

I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe...

I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe...

I don't know how you people do it! All that emotional chow chow, it's exhausting!

I don't know how you people do it! All that emotional chow chow, it's exhausting!

I take offense at that generalisation. Not all women sit around and obsess about men,...

I take offense at that generalisation. Not all women sit around and obsess about men,...

A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first...

A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first...

The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what...

The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what...

All we ever do is lie around, take baths together and talk about feelings.

All we ever do is lie around, take baths together and talk about feelings.

Emotional" is just code for "I don't want to hire a woman.

I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.

I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.

Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to.

Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to.

He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone.

He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone.

I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once.

I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once.

Who cares what you are just enjoy it!

Who cares what you are just enjoy it!

Yes ladies. I am a lesbian.

Yes ladies. I am a lesbian.