Quotes about Samantha Jones

I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once.

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Be damn sure before you get off the ferris wheel, because there are twenty-two perky...

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He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone.

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A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first...

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The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what...

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I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe...

#Samantha Jones

Who cares what you are just enjoy it!

#Samantha Jones

Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

#Samantha Jones

For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock...

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Well it's about f**kin time. Get over here and do me.

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I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.

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Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to.

#Samantha Jones