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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have...
#Funny
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
#Funny
Death ends a life, not a relationship.
#Life
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but...
#Famous
There is something about saying Ok and hanging up the receiver with a bang that...
#Time
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
#Humor
A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to...
#Age
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#Funny
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze...
#Humor
The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or...
#Funny
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#Writers
For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush,...
#Evil
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#Nations
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#Reputation
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
#Ignorance
You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting...
#Robert Benchley
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of...
#Robert Benchley
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying...
#Fidelity
A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to...
#Robert Benchley
A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for...
#Robert Benchley
After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his...
#Robert Benchley
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take...
#Robert Benchley
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