Quotes by Robert Benchley

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

#Funny

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have...

#Funny

The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or...

#Funny, #Writers

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze...

#Humor

A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to...

#Age, #Funny

There is something about saying Ok and hanging up the receiver with a bang that...

#Time

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but...

#Famous

Death ends a life, not a relationship.

#Life

Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.

#Ignorance

Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a...

#Robert Benchley

Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.

#Robert Benchley

At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in...

#Robert Benchley