Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.

Quote by Robert Benchley

Topics: Ignorance Quotes

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance...

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance...

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to...

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to...

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that...

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that...

There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into...

There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into...

There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading...

There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading...

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...

At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in...

At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in...

There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into...

There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into...

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush,...

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush,...

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs...

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs...

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to...

A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to...

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying...

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying...

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for...

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for...

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.