Quotes by Robert Benchley

Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to...

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Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed...

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An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take...

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After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his...

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A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for...

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A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to...

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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of...

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You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting...

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Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

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We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs...

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We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

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There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading...

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