Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.

Quote by Robert Benchley

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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance...

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance...

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush,...

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush,...

The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or...

The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or...

There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into...

There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into...

There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into...

There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into...

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush,...

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush,...

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that...

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that...

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back...

If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back...

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting...

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting...

Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But...

Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But...

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.

Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.

There is something about saying Ok and hanging up the receiver with a bang that...

There is something about saying Ok and hanging up the receiver with a bang that...

Time is relative to where you are, what you do, and who you are waiting...

Time is relative to where you are, what you do, and who you are waiting...

There are times when you just get down, you feel like nobody likes you. We're...

There are times when you just get down, you feel like nobody likes you. We're...