Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.

Quote by Mae West

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An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

You're never too old to become younger

You're never too old to become younger

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

To err is human, but it feels divine.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

I really don't like talking about money. All I can say is that the Good...

I really don't like talking about money. All I can say is that the Good...

And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking...

And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking...