A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Men And Women Quotes

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

A man's kiss is his signature.

A man's kiss is his signature.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

I believe in the single standard for men and women.

I believe in the single standard for men and women.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.

When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it's pretty certain...

When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it's pretty certain...

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...