Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Quote by Mae West

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Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...

I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

I've been things and seen places.

I've been things and seen places.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.