Quotes by Madea

Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart!

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You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for...

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True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can...

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She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We...

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Brown, stop shoppin at baby gap!

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When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent...

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Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on...

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Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.

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Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them...

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Every time I try to read the Bible... and Jesus... the one with all the...

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I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin...

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Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!

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