Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!

Topics: Madea Quotes

I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya...

I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya...

I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin...

I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin...

Halalura Amend and Amend!

Halalura Amend and Amend!

True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can...

True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can...

Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on...

Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on...

Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart!

Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart!

A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he...

A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he...

A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make...

A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make...

Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son,...

Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son,...

Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!!

Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!!

Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to...

Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to...

You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for...

You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for...

I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!

I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!

Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.

Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.

I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit'...

I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit'...

I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said...

I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said...

Aquanisha baby, when u perm, ur head, perm both sides.

Aquanisha baby, when u perm, ur head, perm both sides.

I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...

I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...

Ya'll sure doin a lot for her, when i got married, all i got was...

Ya'll sure doin a lot for her, when i got married, all i got was...

Stop using that baby to make that man life miserable. The man don't want you,...

Stop using that baby to make that man life miserable. The man don't want you,...