You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for the Lort, I am livin' for the Lort. When I think of the goodness of Jesus and all that he has donnnnnnne for me, my…

Topics: Madea Quotes

The devil is a lie, im not finna eat this.

The devil is a lie, im not finna eat this.

I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!

I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!

I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me

I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me

I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said...

I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said...

Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do...

Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do...

I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!

I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!

Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!

Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!

Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them...

Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them...

I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin...

I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin...

Aint none of my weapons made by concealed they all made by smith and wesson.

Aint none of my weapons made by concealed they all made by smith and wesson.

Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?

Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?

I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...

I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...

Hellerrr How u durnin'

Hellerrr How u durnin'

I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit'...

I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit'...

A beast wit no neck, there it is!

A beast wit no neck, there it is!

A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make...

A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make...

Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.

Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.

Brown, stop shoppin at baby gap!

Brown, stop shoppin at baby gap!

Ya'll sure doin a lot for her, when i got married, all i got was...

Ya'll sure doin a lot for her, when i got married, all i got was...

Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on...

Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on...