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Topics: Madea Quotes

You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for...

You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for...

Aquanisha baby, when u perm, ur head, perm both sides.

Aquanisha baby, when u perm, ur head, perm both sides.

Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?

Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?

Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on...

Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on...

I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit'...

I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit'...

Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son,...

Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son,...

The devil is a lie, im not finna eat this.

The devil is a lie, im not finna eat this.

Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!

Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!

Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!!

Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!!

I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...

I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...

When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent...

When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent...

Halalura Amend and Amend!

Halalura Amend and Amend!

She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We...

She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We...

Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.

Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.

True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can...

True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can...

Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to...

Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to...

I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said...

I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said...

I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya...

I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya...

Hellerrr How u durnin'

Hellerrr How u durnin'

Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart!

Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart!