True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can pray. Just say in the name of Jesus this is your stamp that will get it up there to his ear.

Topics: Madea Quotes

Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!

Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!

Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.

Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.

Brown, stop shoppin at baby gap!

Brown, stop shoppin at baby gap!

She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We...

She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We...

And when i think about the goodness of jesus and all that he has done...

And when i think about the goodness of jesus and all that he has done...

I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit'...

I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit'...

I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said...

I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said...

Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on...

Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on...

I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me

I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me

Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?

Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?

A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he...

A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he...

I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!

I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!

Hellerrr How u durnin'

Hellerrr How u durnin'

Aquanisha baby, when u perm, ur head, perm both sides.

Aquanisha baby, when u perm, ur head, perm both sides.

Every time I try to read the Bible... and Jesus... the one with all the...

Every time I try to read the Bible... and Jesus... the one with all the...

Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.

Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.

Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son,...

Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son,...

When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent...

When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent...

I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!

I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!

I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...

I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...