True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can pray. Just say in the name of Jesus this is your stamp that will get it up there to his ear.

Topics: Madea Quotes

She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We...

She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We...

Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!

Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!

I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit'...

I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit'...

I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin...

I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin...

Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.

Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.

A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he...

A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he...

Ya'll sure doin a lot for her, when i got married, all i got was...

Ya'll sure doin a lot for her, when i got married, all i got was...

Brown, stop shoppin at baby gap!

Brown, stop shoppin at baby gap!

I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...

I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...

And when i think about the goodness of jesus and all that he has done...

And when i think about the goodness of jesus and all that he has done...

Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them...

Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them...

I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me

I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me

Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!!

Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!!

Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart!

Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart!

Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son,...

Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son,...

Hellerrr How u durnin'

Hellerrr How u durnin'

I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said...

I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said...

When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent...

When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent...

Aint none of my weapons made by concealed they all made by smith and wesson.

Aint none of my weapons made by concealed they all made by smith and wesson.

Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to...

Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to...