Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart!

Topics: Madea Quotes

When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent...

When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent...

I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me

I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me

I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!

I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!

Aquanisha baby, when u perm, ur head, perm both sides.

Aquanisha baby, when u perm, ur head, perm both sides.

I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!

I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!

The devil is a lie, im not finna eat this.

The devil is a lie, im not finna eat this.

Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to...

Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to...

Brown, stop shoppin at baby gap!

Brown, stop shoppin at baby gap!

A beast wit no neck, there it is!

A beast wit no neck, there it is!

A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he...

A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he...

Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.

Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.

True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can...

True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can...

She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We...

She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We...

Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do...

Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do...

Halalura Amend and Amend!

Halalura Amend and Amend!

You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for...

You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for...

Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son,...

Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son,...

Stop using that baby to make that man life miserable. The man don't want you,...

Stop using that baby to make that man life miserable. The man don't want you,...

Hellerrr How u durnin'

Hellerrr How u durnin'

Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them...

Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them...