Quotes by Kevin Hart

Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...

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How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...

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One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...

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Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

#Kevin Hart

YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!

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Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.

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If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...

#Kevin Hart

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

#Kevin Hart

Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...

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Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

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It's about to go down.

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You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

#Kevin Hart