Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

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Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D

Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D

Ronnie: I told you I don't put pussy on a pedestal I put it on...

Ronnie: I told you I don't put pussy on a pedestal I put it on...

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny

Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.

Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!

OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!

Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new...

Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new...

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.

Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.