I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Quote by Fred Allen

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I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you...

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you...

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy...

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy...

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own...

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own...

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

It used to be that we in films were the lowest form of art. Now...

It used to be that we in films were the lowest form of art. Now...

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.