I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Quote by Fred Allen

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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian...

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian...

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if...

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if...

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of...

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too...

Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too...

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...