So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naÃ¯ve, I feel!

Quote by Eddie Izzard

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[Mock singing] And shall my sword sleep in my hand [Speaking] NOT a good idea,...

[Mock singing] And shall my sword sleep in my hand [Speaking] NOT a good idea,...

You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning!...

You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning!...

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music...

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music...

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything...

Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything...

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of...

Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of...

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

It all bottomed out with the Renaissance Period. Ren-ais-sance. Thats Renaissance, FRENCH for re-birth. Re-nais-sance....

It all bottomed out with the Renaissance Period. Ren-ais-sance. Thats Renaissance, FRENCH for re-birth. Re-nais-sance....

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then...

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then...

So my choice is 'Or Death?

So my choice is 'Or Death?

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught...

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught...

Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything...

Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything...

We have archeology on television, and I quite like it; its a sort of detective...

We have archeology on television, and I quite like it; its a sort of detective...

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain...

So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain...

Those who focus their consciousness on the True Guru are perfectly fulfilled and famous.

Those who focus their consciousness on the True Guru are perfectly fulfilled and famous.

Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.

Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.

Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.

Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.