Quotes by Drew Carey

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

#Drew Carey

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

#Drew Carey

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

#Drew Carey

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

#Funny, #Hate, #Humor

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

#Insecurity

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

#Funny, #Halloween