I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.

Quote by Dan Castellaneta

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Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...

Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...

I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's...

I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's...

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time,...

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time,...

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else...

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else...

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion....

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion....

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against...

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against...

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across...

It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across...

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Vigilant and effective antitrust enforcement today is preferable to the heavy hand of government regulation...

Vigilant and effective antitrust enforcement today is preferable to the heavy hand of government regulation...

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

The lesson here is you can't expect users to learn. There's too much fun going...

The lesson here is you can't expect users to learn. There's too much fun going...