Quotes by Dan Castellaneta

It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge...

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It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

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It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting...

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It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across...

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It is better to watch things then to do them.

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In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

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If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

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I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what...

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Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

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Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

#Drinking, #Humor, #Life

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

#Computers, #Humor

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

#Humor