Quotes about Woody Allen

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not...

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...

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Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...

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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

#Woody Allen